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Here’s a Christmas Smackdown to enjoy while you await the arrival of the big jolly elf...
Category:  Christmas Icons
Rudolph vs. Frosty
A four way match-up between St. Nicholas vs. Santa Claus vs. Kris
Kringle vs. Pere Noel
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A nose so bright vs. a magic hat

Category:  Music
First up, a three-way match-up for the most intolerable version (or best version, your choice) of “Last Christmas:” 
George Michael vs. Taylor Swift vs. Glee cast

Most Depressing Christmas song: 
The Christmas Shoes vs. A Soldier’s Silent Night

Category:  Christmas theatre cash cows
 The Nutcracker ballet vs. A Christmas Carol
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Sugar Plum Fairy vs. Scrooge

Category:  TV Specials (as they were called back in the day)
 How the Grinch Stole Christmas vs. A Charlie Brown Christmas

Category:  Classic Christmas Movies
It’s a Wonderful Life (an angel gets its wings) vs. A Christmas
Story (you’ll shoot your eye out)
Category:  Flora
Holly vs. Ivy
Evergreen tree (real) vs. Evergreen tree (artificial)
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Holly vs. Ivy (both wondrously green)

Category: Food
Fruitcake vs. Anything
Sugar cookies vs. gingerbread cookies
Candy canes vs. peppermint bark
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Sweet and delicious vs. spicy and delicious

Category:  Decorations
 Christmas lights vs. Inflatables
 Polar bears vs. Penguins
 “Themed” Christmas trees vs. any ornament you happen to like plus the home-  or school-made masterpieces
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Only one of these animals lives anywhere near the North Pole (and it's not the one in the tux)

Category:  Preferred locations for the “stuffer” gifts
Stockings vs. Shoes
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Depends on where your ancestors came from...

Category: Anticipation
Christmas Eve vs. New Year’s Eve
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Santa vs. the ball drop in Times Square

Category:  The Morning After
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You get the idea...

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