She's short, tan, stupid and... pregnant. Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi), the Jersey Shore's tipsy Guidette, has finally spilled the beans: she and her fiance (Jionni LaVelle-- really?) are expecting. Snooki published A Shore Thing last year, the quickest book to ever hit the remainders table at Barnes and Noble. We look forward to her future literary offerings:
What to Drink While Your Expecting
Dr. Snooki's Baby and Childcare... the Guido Way
Battle Hymn of the Boozer Mom
Adults Who Act Like Children... Raising Children
Pickles and Perambulators Don't Mix
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